Friday, April 20, 2007

Top of the world


After several minutes of preparation, the great PBB Viking vs Amazon war is about to begin! They first gathered near the pool area, where they showcased their own battle rituals. Mickey and Nel both wore wigs for Amazon authenticity (when honestly they looked more like drag queens), and shouted their best shrieks. The Vikings, on the other hand, delivered a few grunts and growls of their own, and even shook their shoulders to the beat!

They generously taunted as well. The Vikings called the ‘Assuming Amazons’ weak beyond belief, and Robert even picked at Nel’s curly quaff, saying: “Hoy Tina Turner, ang pangit mo!” The others also jeered at Mickey, and as Wendy pointed out his hairy armpits, she shouted: “Hoy yung Amazon nay un o, all natural… di nag-shave!”

So when Big Brother gave the signal, the Amazons attacked first. Mickey and Nel launched a full-frontal attack, sacrificing themselves as the others flanked the opposing base. It took three Vikings to bring down the burly warrior woman Mickey, while Nel quickly retreated in fear when Robert scalped off the curly wig!

So the Vikings were confident to have captured the two large Amazon warriors, and soon launched a counterattack. Their enemies defended well, and there was even a tense moment as Robert got hit by Bea on the shoulder with a toy sword, prompting Big Brother to have them drop these and remove their helmets as well. But with all the excitement they forgot Mickey, who wrestled free off his bindings and took the flag back to their base!

So the Amazons proudly held the captive Viking flag up high as Big Brother declared them winners of the battle. This win was deserving for the team, who sacrificed their bodies (and in Nel and Mickey’s case, their dignity) to wrench this incredible win!

But the celebrations don’t end just yet, it turns out; the housemates win their weekly task! The second part of their activity had the housemates working together to retrieve bags of gold coins hanging on the rafters of the activity area. Wendy and Gee-Ann sat on a nearby net, which the others moved in order for them to reach them. The result: a whooping P9,350 weekly allowance!

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